sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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wartortles:

When your crush posts a new selfie

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plasticbagvevo:

"clean your room!"

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parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

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nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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jpgay:

when someone says “shut up you love me”

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