valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

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momcrotch:

am I alive

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shesgotitlikethatfanfic:

NOOOOOOOOO
Y’all better leave him alone

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

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cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via the-gift-of-laughter)

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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stolh:

i’m watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy

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firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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